1 00:00:00,008 --> 00:00:01,508 [ZVONI ŠKOLSKO ZVONO] 2 00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:05,350 ["I'M A PSYCHO" CLOONEY PLAYING] 3 00:00:05,375 --> 00:00:08,000 ? Ja sam psihopat, radim ono što volim, oh? 4 00:00:08,025 --> 00:00:09,515 ? Imam jedan labavi vijak? 5 00:00:09,540 --> 00:00:11,421 ? Bolje pazi na leđa? 6 00:00:11,914 --> 00:00:13,915 ? Ja sam psihopat i ne možeš poreći, zar ne? 7 00:00:13,916 --> 00:00:16,369 ? Lud sam ko tratinčica a ti si napadnut ? 8 00:00:16,394 --> 00:00:17,494 Vau! 9 00:00:17,495 --> 00:00:19,896 ? Da, ja sam psihopata? 10 00:00:19,897 --> 00:00:21,585 ? Ja sam psihopata? 11 00:00:21,610 --> 00:00:22,929 ? ? 12 00:00:25,504 --> 00:00:26,703 Znam, kasnim. 13 00:00:26,704 --> 00:00:28,639 Promet je bio užasan. 14 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:31,208 Samo sam te gledao snimati selfije 25 minuta. 15 00:00:31,209 --> 00:00:32,809 Čak si promijenio i outfit. 16 00:00:32,810 --> 00:00:34,312 Nisam htjela nositi žutu haljinu 17 00:00:34,313 --> 00:00:35,545 na žutom slajdu. 18 00:00:35,546 --> 00:00:37,380 Moda 101, Mavis. 19 00:00:37,381 --> 00:00:40,017 sinkronizirao i ispravio susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 20 00:00:40,018 --> 00:00:41,818 ? Učitelj? 21 00:00:41,819 --> 00:00:44,020 ? Oh? 22 00:00:44,021 --> 00:00:45,154 Kako se osjećaš, Deb? 23 00:00:45,155 --> 00:00:47,657 Napuhnut sam, imam plinove, 24 00:00:47,658 --> 00:00:49,693 a noge su mi tako natečene, 25 00:00:49,694 --> 00:00:52,297 Zapravo sam pukla kroz par Crocsica, 26 00:00:52,298 --> 00:00:53,663 i s Damienom na turneji, 27 00:00:53,664 --> 00:00:55,867 Nemam kome okriviti svoje loše raspoloženje, 28 00:00:55,868 --> 00:00:58,401 tako da općenito, rekao bih "nije dobro". 29 00:00:58,402 --> 00:01:00,002 Dobro jutro, dame. 30 00:01:00,003 --> 00:01:01,570 Zapaljen sam kao vatra 31 00:01:01,571 --> 00:01:03,302 zamijeniti gospođu Feldman. 32 00:01:03,327 --> 00:01:06,275 Nakon rada u administraciji 15 godina, 33 00:01:06,276 --> 00:01:08,645 Oduševljena sam što ću ponovno predavati! 34 00:01:08,646 --> 00:01:10,680 Kao da se Beyonc� vratila 35 00:01:10,681 --> 00:01:14,086 i napravio još jednu ploču s Destiny's Childom. 36 00:01:16,788 --> 00:01:18,588 Oh, gospođo Adler, 37 00:01:18,589 --> 00:01:21,358 Primijetio sam da nisi stavio tvoja ploča za povratak u školu 38 00:01:21,359 --> 00:01:22,692 gore u hodniku. 39 00:01:22,693 --> 00:01:25,228 Pokušajmo to objesiti do danas popodne. 40 00:01:25,229 --> 00:01:26,695 sta to radis 41 00:01:26,696 --> 00:01:28,132 Toby... 42 00:01:28,133 --> 00:01:29,420 točno. 43 00:01:29,991 --> 00:01:31,567 Nije moje mjesto. 44 00:01:31,568 --> 00:01:33,803 Nisam više ravnatelj. 45 00:01:35,006 --> 00:01:37,676 Iako bi bilo lijepo ako biste mogli staviti gore. 46 00:01:38,675 --> 00:01:41,278 Zamislite moje usne sa patentnim zatvaračem. 47 00:01:41,279 --> 00:01:42,612 Ja sam samo učitelj. 48 00:01:42,613 --> 00:01:44,314 Ne, nisi. 49 00:01:44,315 --> 00:01:45,347 Ti si zamjena. 50 00:01:45,348 --> 00:01:46,650 U redu. 51 00:01:46,651 --> 00:01:48,752 Što ima, zgodnice? Toby. 52 00:01:48,753 --> 00:01:50,588 Očigledno, moramo provesti 53 00:01:50,589 --> 00:01:52,322 ovaj novi online sustav ocjenjivanja, 54 00:01:52,323 --> 00:01:53,924 ali ne znam kako to funkcionira, 55 00:01:53,925 --> 00:01:55,492 zašto to radimo, ili za koga je, 56 00:01:55,493 --> 00:01:57,594 pa... netko bi se trebao pozabaviti time. 57 00:01:57,595 --> 00:02:00,297 Jesmo li cool? Hvala ti na tome 58 00:02:00,298 --> 00:02:03,655 vrlo korisne informacije, Brent. 59 00:02:04,903 --> 00:02:06,537 Znam ovaj posao 60 00:02:06,538 --> 00:02:09,140 može biti naporan i stresan, 61 00:02:09,141 --> 00:02:10,507 pa molim te znaj 62 00:02:10,508 --> 00:02:12,408 da su mi vrata uvijek otvorena. 63 00:02:12,409 --> 00:02:14,795 Voziš ljubičastu Celicu, zar ne? 64 00:02:15,313 --> 00:02:17,080 To je ametist, ali da. 65 00:02:17,081 --> 00:02:18,647 Parkirali ste na parkiralištu fakulteta. 66 00:02:18,648 --> 00:02:20,683 Vidite, podmornice parkiraju na ulici. 67 00:02:20,684 --> 00:02:21,718 Pa... [SMIJEH] 68 00:02:21,719 --> 00:02:23,520 Ja nisam tvoj prosječni sub. 69 00:02:23,521 --> 00:02:24,955 u pravu si Puno si stariji. 70 00:02:24,956 --> 00:02:26,892 Pa, možda želite da izađemo što prije. 71 00:02:26,893 --> 00:02:28,992 Čujem da Mavis svrbi da se drugi auto odvuče. 72 00:02:29,881 --> 00:02:32,263 [SMIJE SE] Oh, za ime Miamija! 73 00:02:32,264 --> 00:02:34,230 [ROCK GLAZBA] 74 00:02:34,231 --> 00:02:36,133 Gary Yupo. 75 00:02:36,134 --> 00:02:37,267 Ovdje. 76 00:02:37,268 --> 00:02:38,735 A Ron Zimmerman? 77 00:02:38,736 --> 00:02:41,070 Ovdje. Imam alergiju na kikiriki. 78 00:02:41,071 --> 00:02:42,772 Moja mama kaže ako imam, 79 00:02:42,773 --> 00:02:44,991 Umrijet ću, a to će biti tvoja krivnja. 80 00:02:45,510 --> 00:02:46,710 U redu. 81 00:02:46,711 --> 00:02:47,910 Hvala ti, Rone. 82 00:02:47,911 --> 00:02:49,146 ja ću... 83 00:02:49,147 --> 00:02:51,080 svakako imajte to na umu. 84 00:02:51,081 --> 00:02:54,209 A sada saznajmo što radimo danas. 85 00:02:54,819 --> 00:02:56,975 Uh-ha. 86 00:02:58,855 --> 00:03:00,444 [ZLOKOBAN ZVUK ŽURBE] 87 00:03:01,191 --> 00:03:02,678 Uh-oh. 88 00:03:04,195 --> 00:03:05,528 Care Bear. 89 00:03:05,529 --> 00:03:06,963 Znate li gdje je gospođa Feldman 90 00:03:06,964 --> 00:03:09,098 zadržala svoje zamjenske planove lekcija? 91 00:03:09,099 --> 00:03:10,358 br. 92 00:03:10,968 --> 00:03:12,436 u redu 93 00:03:12,969 --> 00:03:15,249 Činilo se da ih nije ostavila. 94 00:03:16,577 --> 00:03:18,641 [TIHO] Toby, obećali smo jedno drugome 95 00:03:18,642 --> 00:03:20,311 da ne bismo dopustili naš osobni odnos 96 00:03:20,312 --> 00:03:21,545 utjecati na naš rad. 97 00:03:21,546 --> 00:03:22,547 Moramo se međusobno liječiti 98 00:03:22,548 --> 00:03:23,813 kao da nismo... 99 00:03:23,814 --> 00:03:26,217 romantično zapletena. 100 00:03:26,218 --> 00:03:27,651 - Dogovoreno? - Dogovoreno. 101 00:03:27,652 --> 00:03:29,520 Trebala bi me liječiti kao i svaki drugi sub. 102 00:03:29,521 --> 00:03:30,920 [SILOM] Onda bježi, gubitniče. 103 00:03:30,921 --> 00:03:32,455 - Što? - [TIHO] Kao tvoja djevojka, 104 00:03:32,456 --> 00:03:34,758 Stvarno želim suosjećati i pomoći ti, 105 00:03:34,759 --> 00:03:37,326 ali kao učitelj koji razgovara sa zamenikom, 106 00:03:37,327 --> 00:03:40,491 Mislim da si smeće. 107 00:03:41,532 --> 00:03:43,400 Kada moj razred ima umjetnost? 108 00:03:43,401 --> 00:03:44,868 Ti si zamjena, Toby. 109 00:03:44,869 --> 00:03:46,402 Stavite "Avanture Mila i Otisa" 110 00:03:46,403 --> 00:03:48,171 i završimo. 111 00:03:48,172 --> 00:03:49,605 Koliko traje stanka? 112 00:03:49,606 --> 00:03:51,975 Djeca govore više od dva sata. 113 00:03:51,976 --> 00:03:55,078 Janelle će samo odgovoriti moja pitanja na svinjskom latinskom. 114 00:03:55,079 --> 00:03:56,813 Imate li Febreze? 115 00:03:56,814 --> 00:03:59,348 Cody B. neće prestati ispuštati plinove. 116 00:03:59,349 --> 00:04:01,384 Želiš da ti zabijem ruku u dupe 117 00:04:01,385 --> 00:04:04,320 [VIŠE] kao lutka i radim svoj posao umjesto tebe? 118 00:04:04,321 --> 00:04:05,889 [ROCK GLAZBA] 119 00:04:09,027 --> 00:04:10,894 - 28 tjedana. - Molim? 120 00:04:10,895 --> 00:04:12,730 Imaš oko 28 tjedana, zar ne? 121 00:04:12,731 --> 00:04:14,165 Da, uspio si. 122 00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:16,566 Tako uzbuđena. Dobit ćemo dijete! 123 00:04:16,567 --> 00:04:18,802 Pa, ja sam taj imati dijete, Raymonde, 124 00:04:18,803 --> 00:04:21,071 ali cijenim tvoj entuzijazam. 125 00:04:21,072 --> 00:04:22,838 Jeste li čitali "Opa, dušo! Trudna sam!"? 126 00:04:22,839 --> 00:04:24,908 Ne, nisam došao do toga. 127 00:04:24,909 --> 00:04:26,545 Stvarno mislim da bi ti se svidjelo. 128 00:04:26,546 --> 00:04:28,745 To je pogled bez poštovanja na ono što se događa u tebi, 129 00:04:28,746 --> 00:04:30,514 ispričana iz ženske perspektive. 130 00:04:30,515 --> 00:04:33,216 U redu... provjerit ću to. 131 00:04:33,217 --> 00:04:35,586 imam dosta vremena, otkako više ne spavam. 132 00:04:35,587 --> 00:04:37,019 Ne možete reći. 133 00:04:37,020 --> 00:04:39,584 Hormoni čine vašu kožu blistavom. 134 00:04:39,959 --> 00:04:41,024 Oh. 135 00:04:41,424 --> 00:04:43,259 Hvala ti, Raymonde. 136 00:04:43,624 --> 00:04:45,896 Mislim da su trudnice zapanjujuće. 137 00:04:45,897 --> 00:04:47,342 [TIHA KLAVIRSKA GLAZBA] 138 00:04:49,099 --> 00:04:50,233 ? ? 139 00:04:51,068 --> 00:04:52,553 [ROCK GLAZBA] 140 00:04:53,171 --> 00:04:54,444 [PLAČE] 141 00:04:57,274 --> 00:04:58,542 [DRAMATIČAN UZDAH] 142 00:04:58,543 --> 00:04:59,843 Oh, ne, Chelsea, 143 00:04:59,844 --> 00:05:02,045 učinio Tom Hardy ponovno te blokirati na Twitteru? 144 00:05:02,046 --> 00:05:03,112 br. 145 00:05:03,113 --> 00:05:04,514 Upravo sam saznao svoju sestru iz sestrinstva, 146 00:05:04,515 --> 00:05:06,283 Kimi McKay, umrla! 147 00:05:06,284 --> 00:05:07,684 Oh, ne! Chelsea! 148 00:05:07,685 --> 00:05:09,754 - Što se dogodilo? - Je li bila bolesna? 149 00:05:09,755 --> 00:05:12,256 Pala je s litice dok snima selfie. 150 00:05:13,625 --> 00:05:15,655 Bila je tako lijepa osoba. 151 00:05:16,626 --> 00:05:18,597 Ovo su njeni zadnji postovi. 152 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:23,967 Voljela je planinariti s ularom. 153 00:05:24,536 --> 00:05:25,869 Oh. 154 00:05:25,870 --> 00:05:27,172 Mora da je uploadala ovaj zadnji 155 00:05:27,173 --> 00:05:29,186 prije nego što je udarila o stjenovitu morsku obalu. 156 00:05:30,390 --> 00:05:31,823 Želim odati počast Kimi. 157 00:05:31,942 --> 00:05:33,511 Držim misu zadušnicu 158 00:05:33,512 --> 00:05:34,889 sutra prije škole. 159 00:05:35,578 --> 00:05:37,079 Očekujem da ćete svi biti tamo. 160 00:05:37,311 --> 00:05:39,182 Ali tu ženu nismo ni poznavali. 161 00:05:39,183 --> 00:05:42,418 Da, zar ne bi radije biti s ljudima koji su je poznavali? 162 00:05:42,419 --> 00:05:43,819 Dovraga, ne. Misliš da želim 163 00:05:43,820 --> 00:05:45,855 moje sestre iz sestrinstva da me vide kako ružno plačem? 164 00:05:45,856 --> 00:05:48,526 Shvaćam Claire Danes' bipolarni tobolac-usta. 165 00:05:49,315 --> 00:05:50,663 [UZDASI] Oh, Kimi! 166 00:05:52,296 --> 00:05:53,608 [CVIJEK] 167 00:05:54,664 --> 00:05:57,327 Bio je to dug dan. [GUNCA] 168 00:05:58,135 --> 00:06:00,499 A mi upravo imamo još malo vremena. 169 00:06:01,226 --> 00:06:03,225 Što kažeš da igramo igru? 170 00:06:03,436 --> 00:06:05,013 Igrajmo se "Buri i vrišti." 171 00:06:05,038 --> 00:06:06,217 Kako to ide? 172 00:06:06,242 --> 00:06:07,944 Samo trčiš po sobi, a zatim svaki put 173 00:06:07,945 --> 00:06:09,612 uspostaviš kontakt očima s nekim, 174 00:06:09,613 --> 00:06:11,005 vrištiš što glasnije možeš. 175 00:06:11,030 --> 00:06:12,615 To zvuči kognitivno. 176 00:06:12,616 --> 00:06:13,905 [SVI VRISTE] 177 00:06:16,756 --> 00:06:18,022 Što se događa? 178 00:06:18,047 --> 00:06:19,280 Je li to još jedan štakor? 179 00:06:19,305 --> 00:06:21,178 Igramo "Stare and Scream". 180 00:06:21,223 --> 00:06:22,757 To im je omiljena igra. 181 00:06:26,124 --> 00:06:27,660 Nije igra, zar ne? 182 00:06:29,801 --> 00:06:31,577 [VIKANJE] Nema štakora! 183 00:06:34,276 --> 00:06:35,818 Neu redu, Greg. 184 00:06:35,980 --> 00:06:37,514 Vrlo nekul. 185 00:06:38,243 --> 00:06:39,506 [ROCK GLAZBA] 186 00:06:42,843 --> 00:06:45,170 Ovaj grm koji ste kupili izgleda mrtav. 187 00:06:45,866 --> 00:06:47,312 Morat ću kupiti spomen grm 188 00:06:47,313 --> 00:06:48,866 za spomen grm. 189 00:06:56,280 --> 00:06:57,657 Danas smo se ovdje okupili 190 00:06:57,658 --> 00:06:58,658 slaviti život 191 00:06:58,659 --> 00:06:59,859 moje lijepe prijateljice, 192 00:06:59,860 --> 00:07:01,261 Kimi McKay. 193 00:07:01,262 --> 00:07:02,729 Idemo svi okolo i kažemo nešto 194 00:07:02,730 --> 00:07:04,098 voljeli smo Kimija. 195 00:07:05,199 --> 00:07:08,035 Dobro, opet, Chelsea, nismo je poznavali. 196 00:07:08,186 --> 00:07:09,302 [SCOFFS] Kao i uvijek, 197 00:07:09,303 --> 00:07:11,305 Moram raditi sve ovdje. 198 00:07:12,869 --> 00:07:14,170 Kimi je bio ljubazan. 199 00:07:14,808 --> 00:07:16,376 Sjećam se tijekom tjedna obećanja, 200 00:07:16,377 --> 00:07:18,477 kad su mi strgnuli odjeću i poprskao me urinom, 201 00:07:18,478 --> 00:07:20,233 Kimi mi je pružio ručnik i rekao: 202 00:07:20,350 --> 00:07:22,814 "To će biti dovoljno, svinjo. To će biti dovoljno." 203 00:07:22,815 --> 00:07:24,117 [ŽALOSNA GLAZBA ZA KLAVIR] 204 00:07:24,118 --> 00:07:26,720 Ne mogu vjerovati da je ubijena putem selfija! 205 00:07:26,721 --> 00:07:28,987 Nije je ubio selfie. 206 00:07:28,988 --> 00:07:31,191 Snimila je fotografiju pačjeg lica pokraj znaka na kojem je pisalo 207 00:07:31,192 --> 00:07:33,209 "Dangerous Cliffs Keep Off." 208 00:07:33,272 --> 00:07:35,093 Ubila ju je nepismenost. 209 00:07:35,094 --> 00:07:37,463 Da se nisi usudio smrt-sramota Kimi! 210 00:07:37,464 --> 00:07:39,198 Selfieji ubijaju! 211 00:07:39,199 --> 00:07:40,368 [PLAČE] 212 00:07:42,101 --> 00:07:43,470 Gospođa Chelsea je zatražila 213 00:07:43,471 --> 00:07:45,773 da joj se pridružiš u nastavničkoj sobi 214 00:07:45,774 --> 00:07:47,366 za lagano osvježenje. 215 00:07:47,875 --> 00:07:49,022 ? ? 216 00:07:53,281 --> 00:07:54,522 [UZDAH] Oh. 217 00:07:55,348 --> 00:07:56,616 Izgledaš grubo. 218 00:07:56,641 --> 00:07:57,842 Oh. 219 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:01,334 Zaboravio sam koliko je podučavanje iscrpljujuće. 220 00:08:01,889 --> 00:08:03,357 Ovo je vjerojatno TMI, 221 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:04,557 ali jučer, 222 00:08:04,558 --> 00:08:07,235 Nisam mogao naći ni vremena olakšati sebi. 223 00:08:07,475 --> 00:08:09,967 Morao sam ga držati do 15:00. 224 00:08:10,066 --> 00:08:11,700 Nisi piškio cijeli dan? 225 00:08:11,786 --> 00:08:13,755 Nisam mogao napustiti svoj razred. 226 00:08:14,186 --> 00:08:15,561 Insajderov savjet: 227 00:08:16,003 --> 00:08:17,584 nositi pelenu za odrasle. 228 00:08:19,206 --> 00:08:21,280 - Molim? - Svi nosimo pelene. 229 00:08:22,409 --> 00:08:23,678 Je li tako, dečki? 230 00:08:24,077 --> 00:08:25,420 [NESTALA GLAZBA] 231 00:08:27,232 --> 00:08:28,522 Totalno. 232 00:08:28,982 --> 00:08:31,100 Ja sam svoj posjekao straga pa izgleda kao tange. 233 00:08:31,288 --> 00:08:32,918 Na taj način se i dalje osjećam seksi, 234 00:08:32,919 --> 00:08:34,670 čak i kad sam idem dalje. 235 00:08:35,538 --> 00:08:37,339 Smatram ih oslobađajućim. 236 00:08:37,364 --> 00:08:38,598 Caroline? 237 00:08:39,194 --> 00:08:41,595 Nikad nisam osjetio, znaš... 238 00:08:41,596 --> 00:08:43,655 [ŠAPUĆE] Skidam ga kad te vidim. 239 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:46,061 Želim da me smatraš privlačnim. 240 00:08:46,086 --> 00:08:47,121 Mm. 241 00:08:48,053 --> 00:08:49,483 Imate li ga sada? 242 00:08:49,523 --> 00:08:50,717 Mm-hm. 243 00:08:52,538 --> 00:08:54,039 [UZDASI] A kad dođe 244 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:56,643 do tuširanja, sve je to nagađanje. 245 00:08:56,795 --> 00:08:58,878 Postoje dijelovi mog tijela koji su bili opstruirani 246 00:08:58,879 --> 00:09:00,548 uz moj trbuh mjesecima. 247 00:09:02,139 --> 00:09:04,389 Još jednom hvala na preskakanju odmor da razgovaraš sa mnom. 248 00:09:04,414 --> 00:09:05,614 Djevojka, molim te. 249 00:09:05,639 --> 00:09:06,918 Što ću učiniti, 250 00:09:06,919 --> 00:09:08,354 ljuljati se na polugama? 251 00:09:08,355 --> 00:09:09,756 Ozbiljno. 252 00:09:10,172 --> 00:09:11,405 Mm. 253 00:09:11,524 --> 00:09:12,759 Kupio si mi ovaj jastuk za tijelo 254 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:13,826 je raj. 255 00:09:13,827 --> 00:09:15,038 Pravo? 256 00:09:15,386 --> 00:09:17,930 Netko će imati neke tople guzice 257 00:09:17,931 --> 00:09:19,381 kad izađu. 258 00:09:19,454 --> 00:09:20,709 [ROCK GLAZBA] 259 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:22,944 [SINTETIČKO ŠUŠKANJE] 260 00:09:25,139 --> 00:09:27,639 Stavite svoje kape za razmišljanje i zakopčajte se, 261 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:29,276 jer ćemo putovati 262 00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:32,131 u zemlju pridjeva! 263 00:09:33,655 --> 00:09:34,947 [BUKA GULJENJA] 264 00:09:34,948 --> 00:09:36,084 [ROCK GLAZBA] 265 00:09:37,857 --> 00:09:38,924 [ZVUK CULJENJA] 266 00:09:38,949 --> 00:09:40,108 Pozdrav, dame. 267 00:09:46,159 --> 00:09:47,342 [UZDASI] 268 00:09:48,530 --> 00:09:49,967 - [TIHO] Je li upravo... - Oh, da. 269 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:51,600 Otišao je na nošu. 270 00:09:52,798 --> 00:09:53,999 ? ? 271 00:09:58,171 --> 00:09:59,452 Toby. 272 00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:02,404 Nosiš li pelenu? 273 00:10:03,010 --> 00:10:04,397 [TIHO] Da, jesam. 274 00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:05,945 Nose ih svi učitelji. 275 00:10:05,946 --> 00:10:07,446 To je trik zanata. 276 00:10:07,447 --> 00:10:09,506 - Tko ti je to rekao? - Ostali učitelji. 277 00:10:09,608 --> 00:10:11,249 Svaki dan nose pelene. 278 00:10:11,250 --> 00:10:12,685 Chelseaine haljine su tako uske, 279 00:10:12,686 --> 00:10:15,717 ne zna čak ni nositi donje rublje, a kamoli pelena. 280 00:10:17,157 --> 00:10:19,295 Nastavio si sam kao prokleta beba. 281 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:22,796 Ovime otvaram ovaj sastanak mjesnog školskog vijeća 282 00:10:22,797 --> 00:10:24,297 na novi posao. 283 00:10:24,298 --> 00:10:26,432 Imam problem koji zahtijeva hitnu pozornost. 284 00:10:26,624 --> 00:10:28,952 Ljude ubijaju selfiji. 285 00:10:29,269 --> 00:10:30,503 Što? 286 00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:31,671 Znam, Gina. 287 00:10:31,672 --> 00:10:33,138 I ja sam bila šokirana. 288 00:10:33,139 --> 00:10:35,013 Moj prijatelj Kimi tragično je umro 289 00:10:35,038 --> 00:10:37,592 kad je pala s litice dok snima selfie. 290 00:10:38,078 --> 00:10:40,046 Predlažem da napravimo tečajeve obuke 291 00:10:40,047 --> 00:10:42,282 o tome kako snimiti selfie a da se ne ubijete. 292 00:10:42,540 --> 00:10:45,742 Također, ismijao sam ove plakate za podizanje svijesti. 293 00:10:46,749 --> 00:10:48,354 U redu, završili smo. 294 00:10:48,355 --> 00:10:50,422 Nećemo ni glasati? 295 00:10:50,423 --> 00:10:53,692 Tko ste vi, bijele žene 8. studenog 2016.? 296 00:10:53,693 --> 00:10:55,293 Fino. Ovo će biti brzo. 297 00:10:55,294 --> 00:10:56,529 Svi oni protiv svega 298 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:58,031 o Chelseajevom idiotskom prijedlogu, 299 00:10:58,032 --> 00:10:59,032 reci "da." 300 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:00,265 SVI: Da. 301 00:11:00,266 --> 00:11:02,702 Ovo je stvarno, glupane! 302 00:11:02,727 --> 00:11:04,381 Moj prijatelj je umro-uh. [DRAMATIČAN UZDAH] 303 00:11:05,205 --> 00:11:07,106 Kimi, daj mi snage. 304 00:11:07,107 --> 00:11:08,553 [ROCK GLAZBA] 305 00:11:10,775 --> 00:11:11,975 halo 306 00:11:12,211 --> 00:11:14,013 Toby Wan Kenobi! Što ima? 307 00:11:14,014 --> 00:11:15,614 Uđi, čovječe. Spustite čučanj. 308 00:11:15,615 --> 00:11:16,983 Slatki džemper, stari. 309 00:11:16,984 --> 00:11:18,685 Samo sam htio biti siguran 310 00:11:18,686 --> 00:11:19,887 da se osjećaš dobro 311 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:21,178 na svom novom položaju. 312 00:11:21,203 --> 00:11:22,319 Mm. 313 00:11:22,344 --> 00:11:24,090 Znam prijelaze 314 00:11:24,091 --> 00:11:25,890 može biti teško. 315 00:11:25,891 --> 00:11:27,393 Ponekad mislite da znate 316 00:11:27,394 --> 00:11:29,428 u što se upuštaš, 317 00:11:29,429 --> 00:11:32,263 a onda je stvarnost posla... 318 00:11:32,264 --> 00:11:35,009 Ja... mislim da sam... dobro. 319 00:11:35,034 --> 00:11:37,169 Može vas natjerati da se zapitate, 320 00:11:37,170 --> 00:11:39,071 "Znam li što radim?" 321 00:11:39,072 --> 00:11:42,022 "Zašto me nitko ne shvaća ozbiljno?" 322 00:11:42,486 --> 00:11:45,522 i „Koliko me ljudi vidjelo mokriti po sebi?" 323 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,815 nisi ti kriva da vjeruješ ljudima 324 00:11:47,816 --> 00:11:50,483 i pretpostaviti da oni govore ti istina. 325 00:11:50,484 --> 00:11:52,272 Radiš najbolje što možeš. 326 00:11:52,297 --> 00:11:54,108 Hej, Toby, 327 00:11:54,944 --> 00:11:56,589 trebaš li razgovarati sa savjetnikom? 328 00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:57,827 br. 329 00:11:58,091 --> 00:11:59,658 Govorimo o tebi. 330 00:11:59,881 --> 00:12:01,494 u redu, um, 331 00:12:01,495 --> 00:12:03,964 dobro, za svaki slučaj govorimo o tebi, 332 00:12:04,139 --> 00:12:05,565 ti si zamjena, u redu? 333 00:12:05,566 --> 00:12:07,700 Tvoj jedini posao je održati ovu djecu na životu, 334 00:12:07,701 --> 00:12:10,070 pa zašto ne nastaviš i pop na "Milo i Otis" 335 00:12:10,071 --> 00:12:11,428 i nazovite ga diz-ay. 336 00:12:11,453 --> 00:12:12,811 Znaš, mislim? [SMIJEH] 337 00:12:13,147 --> 00:12:14,807 Hej, vidi ovo. 338 00:12:14,808 --> 00:12:16,076 [KLIKOVI] 339 00:12:16,358 --> 00:12:18,042 [SMIJEH] Super, zar ne? 340 00:12:18,043 --> 00:12:19,639 [IMITIRA OKRETAJE MOTORA] 341 00:12:20,713 --> 00:12:21,948 Boom! 342 00:12:22,316 --> 00:12:25,116 Samo stavite kakao maslac kružnim pokretima. 343 00:12:25,358 --> 00:12:27,286 I to pomaže u sprječavanju strija? 344 00:12:27,287 --> 00:12:28,967 Vi ih zovete strijama. 345 00:12:29,224 --> 00:12:31,990 Zovem ih tigrove pruge. 346 00:12:31,991 --> 00:12:33,526 - [RŽI] - [SMIJEH SE] 347 00:12:39,765 --> 00:12:41,100 Što se ovdje događa? 348 00:12:41,101 --> 00:12:42,335 Raymond mi samo pokazuje kako da izbjegnem 349 00:12:42,336 --> 00:12:44,124 dobivanje još strija. 350 00:12:44,475 --> 00:12:46,039 Mogu li razgovarati s tobom na trenutak? 351 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,140 Dopusti mi. 352 00:12:49,141 --> 00:12:50,545 Hvala. 353 00:12:51,436 --> 00:12:53,600 Deb, zar ne misliš tako ovo je malo neprikladno? 354 00:12:53,741 --> 00:12:56,248 Ne, samo mi daje podršku koja mi je potrebna. 355 00:12:56,249 --> 00:12:58,022 Ali on ima deset godina. 356 00:12:59,397 --> 00:13:00,452 Što je ovo? 357 00:13:00,453 --> 00:13:02,055 Oh, Raymond mi ga je nabavio. 358 00:13:02,056 --> 00:13:03,724 To je negliže za trudnice. 359 00:13:06,114 --> 00:13:07,381 Oh. 360 00:13:08,601 --> 00:13:11,037 U redu, ja ću... 361 00:13:14,709 --> 00:13:16,142 Da, razgovarat ću s njim. 362 00:13:16,269 --> 00:13:17,756 [DJECA VRISTE] 363 00:13:20,072 --> 00:13:21,907 Svi! 364 00:13:21,908 --> 00:13:23,808 Molim vas zauzmite svoja mjesta! 365 00:13:23,809 --> 00:13:25,170 [DJECA VIČU] 366 00:13:26,212 --> 00:13:28,980 Gledat ćemo "Milo i Otis." 367 00:13:29,170 --> 00:13:30,649 kikiriki? 368 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:32,405 [DAHTA] Ne. 369 00:13:32,430 --> 00:13:33,530 Ne! 370 00:13:33,721 --> 00:13:35,020 [DRAMSKA GLAZBA] 371 00:13:35,021 --> 00:13:36,327 Ne! 372 00:13:36,444 --> 00:13:37,990 Ne brini, Ron! 373 00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:39,658 ja ću te spasiti! 374 00:13:39,659 --> 00:13:41,038 ? ? 375 00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:43,095 jao 376 00:13:43,096 --> 00:13:44,964 sta to radis Ja nisam Ron! 377 00:13:44,965 --> 00:13:46,231 Ja sam Ron! 378 00:13:46,232 --> 00:13:47,553 ? ? 379 00:13:48,635 --> 00:13:51,604 Oh, stani! Nisam ni Ron! 380 00:13:51,605 --> 00:13:53,084 ? ? 381 00:13:53,907 --> 00:13:55,202 Zašto ste to učinili? 382 00:13:55,227 --> 00:13:57,655 Kikiriki, Ron! Imaš kikiriki na tvom stolu! 383 00:13:57,680 --> 00:13:59,546 To nisu moji! 384 00:14:00,017 --> 00:14:01,218 Što? 385 00:14:01,350 --> 00:14:03,081 [Smijeh] Stavio sam taj kikiriki tamo. 386 00:14:03,082 --> 00:14:05,151 Znao sam da ćeš štimati, kretenu! 387 00:14:05,152 --> 00:14:06,374 [SMIJEH] 388 00:14:11,558 --> 00:14:12,925 Oh! 389 00:14:12,926 --> 00:14:14,209 [DRAMSKA GLAZBA] 390 00:14:14,338 --> 00:14:16,366 U redu, nastavite s linijom. [DAHTA] 391 00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:18,513 Ooh, Frank, pozdravi svog tatu od mene. 392 00:14:18,538 --> 00:14:20,128 Tvoji roditelji su još uvijek ima problema, zar ne? 393 00:14:20,153 --> 00:14:21,178 [SMIJEH] 394 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,233 O moj Bože. 395 00:14:25,721 --> 00:14:27,639 Na krovu je dijete, 396 00:14:27,991 --> 00:14:29,791 slikaj selfie! 397 00:14:29,792 --> 00:14:31,256 [DRAMSKA GLAZBA] 398 00:14:32,794 --> 00:14:34,147 ? ? 399 00:14:34,962 --> 00:14:36,464 [MEHANIČKO ZVUKANJE] 400 00:14:38,899 --> 00:14:40,567 [VRISCI] 401 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,309 [DRHTI] 402 00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:48,976 I tako odlazite s Instagrama 403 00:14:48,977 --> 00:14:50,612 do insta-mrtvog. 404 00:14:54,575 --> 00:14:56,332 Molim vas zaplješćete 405 00:14:56,357 --> 00:14:58,763 Gogu i Antoniju Fernandezu 406 00:14:58,788 --> 00:15:01,231 cirkusa braće Hernandez! 407 00:15:01,429 --> 00:15:02,824 [ŽALOSNA LIMENA GLAZBA] 408 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,680 Fillmoreovi roditelji, 409 00:15:04,681 --> 00:15:06,717 ono čemu ste upravo svjedočili nije bilo stvarno, 410 00:15:06,718 --> 00:15:08,017 ali moglo bi biti, 411 00:15:08,018 --> 00:15:10,794 jer selfiji su opasni. 412 00:15:11,089 --> 00:15:13,924 Molim vas, pridružite mi se i poduzmite nešto 413 00:15:13,925 --> 00:15:17,194 tako da vaša djeca ne dobiju samljeveno u sjekači drva! 414 00:15:17,591 --> 00:15:18,961 Prokletstvo! 415 00:15:18,962 --> 00:15:20,531 Danas me ubijate. 416 00:15:20,532 --> 00:15:22,498 Normalno, pomislio bih da su lude cure zgodne, 417 00:15:22,499 --> 00:15:24,767 ali ovo je samo ludost, Chels! 418 00:15:24,768 --> 00:15:27,372 Umoran sam od ignoriranja, i morao sam istaknuti točku. 419 00:15:27,450 --> 00:15:29,006 Selfiji su opasni 420 00:15:29,007 --> 00:15:30,306 i odvlačeći pažnju. 421 00:15:30,307 --> 00:15:32,108 Trebali bismo ih jednostavno potpuno zabraniti! 422 00:15:32,109 --> 00:15:34,277 Djevojke se danas objektiviziraju 423 00:15:34,278 --> 00:15:35,479 a zatim objavljuju fotografije na internetu 424 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:37,314 da ih svi drugi objektiviziraju! 425 00:15:37,315 --> 00:15:39,217 Njihova cjelokupna vlastita vrijednost temelji se 426 00:15:39,218 --> 00:15:41,285 na komentarima na njihovom Instagramu, 427 00:15:41,286 --> 00:15:43,286 i umjesto da naučimo kako biti muškarci, 428 00:15:43,287 --> 00:15:45,488 dečki uče kako slikati kurac! 429 00:15:45,489 --> 00:15:48,425 To nije komunikacija. To je napad! 430 00:15:48,661 --> 00:15:50,926 Ova su djeca nepovezana jedno od drugog, 431 00:15:50,927 --> 00:15:52,229 isključeni su s nama... 432 00:15:52,230 --> 00:15:53,630 o moj Bože 433 00:15:53,965 --> 00:15:55,364 Ne bismo trebali zabraniti selfije. 434 00:15:55,365 --> 00:15:56,630 [UZBUDLJIVA GLAZBA] 435 00:15:56,802 --> 00:15:58,535 Trebali bismo zabraniti mobitele. 436 00:15:58,536 --> 00:15:59,637 [DAHTA] 437 00:15:59,638 --> 00:16:00,841 [UZBUĐENI SMIJEH] 438 00:16:01,806 --> 00:16:03,091 SVI: Da. 439 00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:05,376 Čestitamo, Chelsea, 440 00:16:05,377 --> 00:16:06,843 Vaš prijedlog za zabranu mobitela u učionici 441 00:16:06,844 --> 00:16:09,794 tijekom školskih sati je službeno prošao. 442 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,615 Hvala. Moj prijatelj nije umro uzalud. 443 00:16:12,616 --> 00:16:15,585 Ova nagrada je velika čast. To nije nagrada. 444 00:16:15,586 --> 00:16:17,054 Pa, to je ipak velika čast. 445 00:16:17,055 --> 00:16:18,121 Nije čast. 446 00:16:18,122 --> 00:16:19,489 Dobro, pa, pobijedio sam. 447 00:16:19,490 --> 00:16:21,714 Raymonde, cijenim tvoju podršku, 448 00:16:21,739 --> 00:16:24,462 ali moramo uzeti pauzu od trudničkih stvari. 449 00:16:24,463 --> 00:16:25,911 Jesam li nešto krivo napravio? 450 00:16:25,993 --> 00:16:27,428 mlada si 451 00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:29,299 Trebao bi biti vani igranje s drugom djecom, 452 00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:30,434 ne brinući se za mene. 453 00:16:30,435 --> 00:16:31,864 Ali što je s Milesom? 454 00:16:31,970 --> 00:16:32,970 Tko je Miles? 455 00:16:33,341 --> 00:16:34,504 Beba. 456 00:16:34,505 --> 00:16:35,605 Ja sam ga nazvao. 457 00:16:35,606 --> 00:16:36,806 U redu, čudno. 458 00:16:36,807 --> 00:16:37,807 Ovo je učinjeno. 459 00:16:37,808 --> 00:16:38,974 Idi u barove za majmune. 460 00:16:39,611 --> 00:16:40,745 Kimi, 461 00:16:40,770 --> 00:16:42,046 kad biste mogli vidjeti što sam postigao ovaj tjedan, 462 00:16:42,047 --> 00:16:43,680 bili biste tako ponosni. 463 00:16:43,681 --> 00:16:44,681 [NJEŽNA GLAZBA] 464 00:16:44,682 --> 00:16:46,349 Znate li na što me ovo podsjeća? 465 00:16:46,350 --> 00:16:47,618 Taj obećani tjedan kada ti ne bi mi dopustio 466 00:16:47,619 --> 00:16:49,118 nazovite hitnu pomoć kad Jenna Phillips 467 00:16:49,119 --> 00:16:50,286 gotovo se ugušio 468 00:16:50,287 --> 00:16:51,919 duboko gutanje butternut tikve, 469 00:16:52,341 --> 00:16:54,519 ali učinio sam pravu stvar, i nazvao hitnu 470 00:16:54,544 --> 00:16:56,122 kako ne bih upao u nevolju. 471 00:16:56,872 --> 00:16:58,629 Tako je tužno što je Jenna umrla kasnije te godine 472 00:16:58,630 --> 00:17:00,528 duboko grleći butternut tikvu. 473 00:17:01,067 --> 00:17:03,467 U svakom slučaju, volim te, curo. 474 00:17:03,468 --> 00:17:05,535 svaka čast na tvojoj LSC pobjedi, Chelsea. 475 00:17:05,536 --> 00:17:06,937 Da, sada ta mala govana 476 00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:09,139 ne mogu donijeti svoje porno portale više u razred. 477 00:17:09,140 --> 00:17:10,440 Hvala. 478 00:17:10,441 --> 00:17:11,842 Kimijeva smrt me je natjerala da shvatim 479 00:17:11,843 --> 00:17:13,242 da je život kratak. 480 00:17:13,243 --> 00:17:15,211 Prije nego što umrem mlada i lijepa, želim 481 00:17:15,212 --> 00:17:17,113 učiniti nešto smisleno sa svojim životom. 482 00:17:17,114 --> 00:17:19,115 Postat ću novi Chelsea 483 00:17:19,599 --> 00:17:21,117 za mog najboljeg prijatelja, 484 00:17:21,118 --> 00:17:22,451 Kimi. 485 00:17:22,484 --> 00:17:24,420 Oh, ne. Toby! 486 00:17:25,322 --> 00:17:26,858 U redu, radi se o jednakim dijelovima 487 00:17:26,859 --> 00:17:28,091 tužno i neugodno 488 00:17:28,092 --> 00:17:29,693 da si to lupila, Caroline. 489 00:17:29,694 --> 00:17:30,919 ? ? 490 00:17:31,662 --> 00:17:33,229 ...rekao bi stari Chelsea. 491 00:17:33,230 --> 00:17:34,296 Nikada ga nisam trebao prevariti 492 00:17:34,297 --> 00:17:35,622 u nošenje pelena. 493 00:17:36,792 --> 00:17:38,102 u pravu si 494 00:17:38,103 --> 00:17:39,309 Trebali bismo mu pomoći. 495 00:17:39,702 --> 00:17:40,942 ? ? 496 00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:46,044 [DRAMSKA GLAZBA] 497 00:17:46,977 --> 00:17:48,644 Molim te, nemoj me ubiti! 498 00:17:48,645 --> 00:17:50,613 Nisam odredio u svojoj oporuci 499 00:17:50,614 --> 00:17:53,248 tko dobije moju beskonačnu kolekciju šalova. 500 00:17:53,249 --> 00:17:54,567 ? ? 501 00:17:54,612 --> 00:17:55,700 Ah! 502 00:17:55,725 --> 00:17:56,872 Oh, Bože. 503 00:17:56,966 --> 00:17:59,001 Oh, Bože, ja, uh... Uvijek sam to mislio 504 00:17:59,002 --> 00:18:00,966 bila bi Roberta ta koja me ubila. 505 00:18:01,568 --> 00:18:03,203 SVI: Olovka do olovke, 506 00:18:03,204 --> 00:18:05,037 visoka ocjena do niske ocjene, 507 00:18:05,038 --> 00:18:06,438 mi smo ujedinjeni, 508 00:18:06,439 --> 00:18:08,388 sestre Fillmore. 509 00:18:09,099 --> 00:18:12,146 Toby, doveli smo te na naše tajno mjesto sastanka. 510 00:18:12,147 --> 00:18:14,222 Ovo je školska kotlovnica. 511 00:18:14,247 --> 00:18:16,286 Jesi li me upravo vozio po kvartu? 512 00:18:16,311 --> 00:18:17,511 Nikad nećeš saznati. 513 00:18:17,752 --> 00:18:19,169 Oh, Bože. 514 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:21,019 [PLAČE] 515 00:18:21,020 --> 00:18:23,390 Ne. Ah! jao 516 00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:29,795 Želimo vam dobrodošlicu u naše pleme. 517 00:18:29,796 --> 00:18:31,197 Gdje se zavjetujemo da ćemo pomagati jedni drugima 518 00:18:31,198 --> 00:18:32,564 u vrijeme potrebe. 519 00:18:32,565 --> 00:18:33,666 I pozivati jedni druge van 520 00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:34,817 kad smo čudni. 521 00:18:34,842 --> 00:18:36,503 I gurajte jedni druge da budemo bolji. 522 00:18:36,942 --> 00:18:38,309 Mi smo sestrinstvo, 523 00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:40,635 pa dobrodošla u haubu, sestro. 524 00:18:40,874 --> 00:18:42,274 [TOPLA GLAZBA] 525 00:18:42,275 --> 00:18:43,776 Imamo tradiciju da svake godine, 526 00:18:43,777 --> 00:18:46,078 ovo bismo dali najnoviji učitelj na Fillmoreu. 527 00:18:46,474 --> 00:18:48,653 Ovo je lutka Dang-It. 528 00:18:49,216 --> 00:18:51,450 Nikada ga prije nismo dali podmornici. 529 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,486 Kad god osjećaš preopterećeni ili frustrirani, 530 00:18:54,487 --> 00:18:56,591 ovo možete koristiti da izrazite svoju ljutnju. 531 00:18:57,257 --> 00:18:58,544 Jesam li ovo ja? 532 00:18:58,851 --> 00:18:59,986 oprosti 533 00:19:00,812 --> 00:19:03,014 Napravila sam ga prije nego smo počeli izlaziti. 534 00:19:03,929 --> 00:19:05,099 ? ? 535 00:19:05,281 --> 00:19:06,548 Hvala. 536 00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,333 Zaista mi je čast 537 00:19:08,334 --> 00:19:10,335 biti dio ove grupe. 538 00:19:10,336 --> 00:19:11,622 ? ? 539 00:19:13,775 --> 00:19:15,013 Prokletstvo! 540 00:19:15,038 --> 00:19:17,458 Prokletstvo, prokletstvo, prokletstvo! 541 00:19:18,179 --> 00:19:20,979 Prokletstvo, prokletstvo, prokletstvo, prokletstvo! 542 00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:22,482 Prokletstvo! Prokletstvo! 543 00:19:22,483 --> 00:19:23,716 Oh, dovraga! 544 00:19:23,717 --> 00:19:25,618 [GIBLJANJE] Prokletstvo! Prokletstvo! 545 00:19:25,619 --> 00:19:28,263 Grašak i jebena riža! 546 00:19:29,256 --> 00:19:30,794 Jao... Ah... 547 00:19:34,660 --> 00:19:36,497 Dobrodošla u ekipu, djevojko. 548 00:19:38,895 --> 00:19:40,365 Oprosti, Kimi. 549 00:19:40,366 --> 00:19:42,466 Može biti mjesta samo za jednog od nas. 550 00:19:43,851 --> 00:19:46,653 Ja sam joj najbolja prijateljica, a ne ti, grmlju jedna! 551 00:19:50,076 --> 00:19:55,747 sinkronizirao i ispravio susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 552 00:19:55,797 --> 00:20:00,347 Popravak i sinkronizacija od strane Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0